"smá" misskilningur

The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He
had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one
who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this
before,but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit, today"